S.H.I.T Burger (aka Tish Burger):

• You need: a salmon burger (S), horseradish powder (H), istanboly cheese (I), teriyaki sauce (T), and hamburger buns

1. First, cook your salmon burger in a covered pan in medium high heat for 3-5 minutes on each side
2. Next, when your burger is cooking, put the istanboly on the buns
3. Then, when your salmon burger is done cooking, put it on the bun
4. Second to last, top it off with the teriyaki sauce and horseradish powder
5. Last, go to your front yard and yell, “I have a s#!t burger!” So I can laugh at you while you... Enjoy! ;)